Yesterday, driving home, “How You Remind Me” by Nickelback started playing on the radio. It was, glorious. Mom, Dad — for context, a lot of people, for no reason at all, hate Nickelback. It probably makes them feel sophisticated. Haters: “omg, Nickelback? Nickelback sucks. Such mass-market garbage dude. I’m different…

Each time I walked into Cuts Unlimited (a paragon of Lafayette hair care), I gazed at the posters of guys with great looking hair and noticed each had one thing in common: they used lots, lots of hair gel. I hated my hair in high school. I had (still have)…

My sweaty collar shirt stuck to my back as I walked down the hallway of my middle school. The last bell had just rung. Btw, yes, this is a flashback and not me as a 25-year-old walking the halls of my middle school present day. We are going back to…

Dear Mom and Dad, Ok here we go. Oh boy. This is a strange letter, so brace yourselves. We will get through it together and then we can talk about it tonight at dinner! WAP stands for Wet Ass Pussy and it is a smash hit song. You need to…

One year ago, I was creating 70 page PowerPoint presentations for ‘clients’ of our investment bank. (I know I was sleep deprived, but a ‘client’ actually pays the company at some point, right?) I do not miss who I was back then. I was stressed constantly, spent no time with…